The Lord and I are in a shepherd/sheep situation
and I am in a position of negative need.
He prostrates me in a greenbelt grazing area:
he conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous liquid.
He switches me onto a positive behavioural format
for the maximum prestige of his identity.
It should be said that notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress
through the inter-hill mortality slot,
terror sensations will not be substantiated in me due to paranormal phenomena.
Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped pick-up unit
introduce me into a pleasurific mood-state.
You design and produce a nutrient bearing furniture-type structure
in the context of non-co-operatvie elements.
You act out a head related folk ritual involving vegetable extract.
My beverage utensil experienced a volume crisis.
It is an on-going fact that your inter-relational, empathetical and non-vengeance capabilities
will remain with me as their target focus for the duration of my non-death period;
and I will possess tenant rights in the housing association of the Lord
on a permanently open-ended time basis..
Hope you feel inspired by that word of scripture. Devotees of the Book of Common Prayer take note, Common Worship could have been so much worse*.
*Sorry, Anglican in-joke. New years resolution, must be more ecumenical and inclusive, facilitating social cohesion and networking spiritual capital.