Sunday, July 20, 2008

What church leaders really discuss

Thanks to the marvellous Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley, we now have the daily timetable for Lambeth '08

Solemnities to celebrate the 954th anniversary of the Great Schism

8am Pointless wranglings over obscure doctrine (will continue forever)
10am Filioqui-ists to gather in the orchard for double processions
12 noon - Lunch
2 pm - Guarded peace overtures
4 pm - Political overtones
6 pm - Linguistic misunderstandings
8.30 - Unexpected outbreak of ordinations
8.33 - Tuttings and Sighings
11 pm - Anathemas

NB today is an international celebration and therefore various people may be in different time zones. For example, for members of Gafcon, all timings must be adjusted to about 1500 AD.

or possibly not.

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