One head coach is apparently still looking for new players, of any ability and background.
The full transfer price has already been paid up front. There are no hidden charges, intermediaries or agents fees.
All kit is provided, including footwear.
The coach has a keen eye for potential, watching all prospective players from their first kick. He knows their game inside out, even how they think, and knows exactly which part in the team they would be best in.
The team goal is world domination, but oddly enough, losing is one of the key team tactics, and is surprisingly effective.
All team members are signed up for life, there's even a chance to become immortals of the game.
Full-time one to one mentoring is provided by the team captian, however there is a large amount of group work, much of it in groups of two or three, which the captain personally attends.
The opportunity is open until the final whistle. However, nobody, not even the team captian, knows when that will sound.
PS Apologies to those who've already had enough of cheesy football metaphors.