Just trying to clarify a list of key swine flu symptoms for our church members, following yesterdays advice:
- sweating like a pig
- a case of the trots
- nasty rasher cross the body
- snuffling
- pork oncentration
- slops (either end)
- tender loin
best to wrap in a blanket until cured.
(and if you were after some serious reflection on swine flu and communion, Peter Kirk's blog has a debate on the theology of recieving only wine at communion, and Thinking Anglicans are discussing the practicalities. I hadn't realised the existence of the 1547 Sacraments Act until reading the latter.)
With this kind of material you're welcome in Husborne Crawley anytime you like.
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I didn't even know pigs sweat! .. or was it 'swearing' instead? Must have been a typo. No offense.. :D
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