The 5 statement Bible meme

Doug Chaplin kicked off the following challenge:

Here are the rules: Summarise the Bible in five statements, the first one word long, the second two, the third three, the fourth four and the last five words long. Or possibly you could do this in descending order. Tag five people.

My stab
1. Good
2. Very Good
3. Not Very Good
4. Bad, But God's Good
5. Let's Get This Party Started

I tag the people reading this on Facebook. Wish there was a way to automatically cross post comments from there!