Friday, July 24, 2009

Swine Flu Symptoms

Just trying to clarify a list of key swine flu symptoms for our church members, following yesterdays advice:

- sweating like a pig
- a case of the trots
- nasty rasher cross the body
- snuffling
- pork oncentration
- slops (either end)
- tender loin

best to wrap in a blanket until cured.

(and if you were after some serious reflection on swine flu and communion, Peter Kirk's blog has a debate on the theology of recieving only wine at communion, and Thinking Anglicans are discussing the practicalities. I hadn't realised the existence of the 1547 Sacraments Act until reading the latter.)

4 comments:

  1. With this kind of material you're welcome in Husborne Crawley anytime you like.

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  2. didn't realise it was that bad ;-)

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  3. Only the church of England could call dipping the bread in the wine
    “personal intinction by the presiding minister”

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  4. I didn't even know pigs sweat! .. or was it 'swearing' instead? Must have been a typo. No offense.. :D

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