Latest Opinion Polls - you heard it here first....

A few polls which haven't made the headlines, courtesy of Twitter:

#Marathon 2% Sofa 98%

kouya: #latestopinionpoll good for the garden 30% spoiled my weekend 30% the weather is back to normal 30% never believe the MET office 10%

#latestopinionpoll Change Britain Needs 39% Change of Strategy 32% Change of Trousers 29% Change of Leader 25%

All in this together 33% In the altogether 25% All for one and one for all 32% All in Wrestling 10%

@gerrardus: #LatestOpinionPoll Clowns 27% Jokers 33% Stuck in the Middle with EU 31%

@robinsons: #LatestOpinionPoll #NickCleggsFault 100%

@Bizarre57 #LatestOpinionPoll Compo 28% Clegg 33% Foggy 32% Norah Batty 7%

#latestopinionpoll Securing My Job 40% Changing What I Believe In 33% Changing Our Security £100bn

#latestopinionpoll Lies 25% Damned Lies 25% Statistics 25% Contingency 27%

Its Goodnight from Me 26% And Its Goodnight from Him 29% Nick Clegg 45%

@gerrardus: #LatestOpinionPoll Sauron 33% Elrond 32% Saruman 35% Elrond demands proportional representation for hobbits.

@sadbuttrue: #latestopinionpoll 87% of statistics are made up, and the rest are lying ;)

#LatestOpinionPoll Hung 0% Drawn 0% Quartered 25%, 25%, 25%, 25%

@gerrardus: #LatestOpinionPoll Rock 49% Hard Place 51%

@deiknuo: #LatestOpinionPoll Stay in Europe 23% Move GB to Australia 32% Become a South Pacific Island 45%

The Deep Blue Sea 45% Caught 30% The Devil 25%

#LatestOpinionPoll ComRes 25% YouGov 18% Populus 26% Opinium 21% Angus Reid only standing in Scotland everything points to a hung pundit.

Any failure to add up to 100% is down to random sampling error. Or something.