In todays Peeved Budgie Report it will be announced that, because people are consuming more seed than they can afford, the size of a VAT will be reduced from 17.5 to 15. In a parroting of Libdem proposals, anyone consuming more than five times the average amount of seed will have to give 45% of it back.
According to the BBC, it won't be cheep.
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