Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Politicians: How To Keep a Promise

You have 4 options

1. Make a promise, then make another promise to pass a law making it illegal for you to break the first promise, unless you bring forward another law to overturn the law you passed originally.

2. Make a promise, then carve it into a massive great rock and put it in your back garden, to remind you of the promise you made. 

3. Make a promise, then put it into a large document, and use red lines to mark out the promises you're really going to keep, as opposed to the ones that are neither here nor there. Note: get the right sort of red, infra-red is invisible. Mind you, you'll probably wish you'd used infra red after all

4. Make a promise. Keep it. 

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