25% of what I say is wrong. The trouble is I don't know which 25%
Monday, September 10, 2007
One of our village idiots is missing
Last known location is Oak Tree park on the Abbey Manor estate, sometime last night, scattering the contents of the litter bins over the playground, skate park and anywhere else within range. If your village (rural or urban) is missing an idiot, please could you come and collect them from ours.