Friday, December 19, 2014

If politicians scripted the Nativity....

Nativity plays:
UKIP - the three wise men have been sent back where they came from and the virgin Mary has been told to stop breastfeeding in public
Conservative: the innkeeper has been stung for the bedroom tax after the stable was classed as a spare room. George Osborne says the Census is necessary as part of the long term economic plan.

LibDem - Promised 4 1/2 years ago there wouldn't be another census. Regularly briefing against Herod despite supporting him in power. Photos of Clegg in a 'this is what a Saviour looks like' t-shirt are being greeted with derision.
Labour - 'I met a shepherd the other day called Colin'. It's deeply unfair that shepherds are seated on the ground whilst other people have camels. Major policy speech on myrrh coming up.
Green: major plan to put solar panels on the hillsides around Bethlehem so that glory can be used as a renewable energy source.

The UKIP one was already doing the rounds on Twitter, so I figured it needed some company. Any bids for the SNP version?

1 comment:

  1. SNP With a new king born in Bethlehem we need a referendum on home rule for Judea