Friday, September 19, 2014

Food Standards Agency: Announcement

Immediate recall: the memo released last night announcing that the following items now classify as 'foreign food'

Porridge oats (and derivatives: oatcakes, flapjack)
Haggis
Whisky
Salmon
Broth
Shortbread
Anything on the menu at an Angus steak house

PS: on a separate issue 'pulled beef' does not refer to cattle slaughtered within a few hours of someone buying them a drink at a nightclub

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