After outsourcing the scriptwriting duties on Dr Who to Stonewall, the latest license fee announcement has accelerated the push at the Beeb to find cheaper alternatives for writing work and show production. A whole range of charities, interest groups and organisations are in the frame, and here are some of the shows under consideration. There is a suspicion that the intern who created this list hadn't fully grasped the nature of the shows in question.
Escape to the Country: written by the inmates of HM Prison, Dartmoor
Married at First Sight: a new format with Islamic State
Would I Lie To You?: edited highlights of the Covid enquiry
Top Gear: the London College of Fashion
Masterchef: The Professionals: retro 70s cookery show presented by Bodie and Doyle
Strictly: the entire output of the BBC is turned over to the Chinese government.
Mrs Browns Boys: Gordon Brown narrates holiday pictures of his family.
Pointless: full coverage of the Covid enquiry
The Chase: written by the staff of HM Prison, Dartmoor
Blankety Blank: Keir Starmer talks about his key ideas.
The Great British Bay Cough: produced by Surfers Against Sewage
The Mrs Brown change seems a massive improvement.
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