Good to see nothing's changed

Back from a few days in the Lake District to find this inspired bit of commentary on Cricinfo as England take control of the 2nd, sorry 3rd, Test against the West Indies

61.2
Broad to Chanderpaul, no run, left alone outside off. Good, testing line

61.3
Broad to Chanderpaul, no run, another tempter but Chanderpaul will leave those alone all day long

61.4
Broad to Chanderpaul, OUT, got him! That only just carried through to Prior who scooped it up low off his bootlaces. It was full, outside off and Chanderpaul couldn't resist a drive, feathering it through to the keeper
S Chanderpaul c Prior b Broad 1 (8b 0x4 0x6) SR: 12.50

So much for my comment that Chanderpaul will "leave those alone all day long".